“I like my beer cold … my TV loud … and my homosexuals flaming.” ~Homer Simpson
“I used to rock ‘n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” ~Homer Simpson
“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” ~Homer Simpson
